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BREAKING: ROOMMATE VOIDS LEASE, TAKES THE GOOD COUCH IN THE SPLIT
LEO — traded to a downtown one-bedroom
SAM — retains the apartment, loses the couch
Leo has agreed to a buyout of the joint lease, finalizing the move mid-cycle, per sources.
Sam retains the unit but sources confirm the good couch left with the departing party.
Sources add the security deposit remains, at this time, fighting for, well, unclear.
LIVEStory developing.
WesterosCentral BREAKING: GROOMSMAN DECLINES WEDDING, CITES 'VIBES'
ANDRE — inactive list (personal)
WEDDING PARTY — down a man three weeks out
Andre has withdrawn from the wedding party three weeks before the event, a stunning late scratch, per league sources.
He offered no reason beyond 'the vibes,' leaving the front office scrambling for depth.
Sources add the suit was already tailored.
LIVEThe desk has requested comment. More to follow.
WesterosCentral BREAKING: BFF LEAKS THE GROUP-CHAT SCREENSHOTS, LOYALTY TRADED TO HOUSE CHEN
NINA — defected to the Greens
THE MAIN GC — locker-room rift confirmed
Nina has moved the private screenshots to a rival front office, per sources close to the situation.
The main group chat is dealing with a full locker-room rift, chemistry described as unrecoverable.
Sources add Nina is still, somehow, in the chat.
LIVEThis is a developing situation.